Translation: Thanks to the inspirational Simon B, I looked into how to make upside down text. Then with this power, I decided to experiment with it, so I went onto Omegle (pretty much a text-based chat roulette) and talked to people using upside down text. Below are the highlights.

ǝuo ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ
Stranger: hi
You: ¿ןsɐ ¡ıɥ
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wats that
You: ¿ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʍ
Stranger: gandu
Stranger: mother @#$!er
Stranger: screw u……!@#hole
(Censoring added by me)

oʍʇ ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ

Stranger: hiee
You: ¿ןsɐ ¡ıɥ
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ??
You: ¿ןsɐ
Stranger: ???
Stranger: ????
Stranger: ?????
You: ¿¿¿¿
You: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Stranger: ??????
You: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Stranger: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

ǝǝɹɥʇ ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ
You: ¿ןsɐ ¡ıɥ
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m220
Stranger: m20
You: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ 02 ɯı
Stranger: what ru doing
You: noʎ oʇ ƃuıʇʇɐɥɔ
Stranger: @%#^ ur self
You: ˙ɹıs puıʞ uoıʇɔɐǝɹɹǝʌo ʎɹɐssǝɔǝuun ɥɥɥɥn
Stranger: reply ^@$ hole
You: ˙pıp ı
(Censoring added by me)

ɹnoɟ ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ
You: ¿ןsɐ ¡ıɥ
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 15 f europe u?
You: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ 02 ɯı
Stranger: cool
Stranger: why is you text up-down
You: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ɯı
Stranger: ¿pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ‘ʍouʞ noʎ
You: ǝɹǝɥ uʍop ǝpısdn sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what u up to?
(Continues from here till I forget to put my text upside down)

ǝʌıɟ ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ
Stranger: Heyy
You: ¿ןsɐ ¡ıɥ
Stranger: 15 f aus.. That’s pretty kool
You: ¡sʞuɐɥʇ
You: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ 02 ɯı
Stranger: How’d ya do it
You: http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html
You: ¡unɟ ɟo sʇoן s,ʇı
Stranger: Kool!
Stranger: And your 20 hardto beloeve
You: sɹɐǝʎ ʎɯ puoʎǝq ǝɹnʇɐɯ ‘ɐɥ ɐɥ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xıs ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ
You: ¿ןsɐ ¡ıɥ
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i dont understand wut is dat
You: ¿uoıʇɐɔoן/xǝs/ǝƃɐ ‘ʍouʞ noʎ
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: 14/f/pluto
Stranger: hby
You: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ 02 ɯı
Stranger: kool
Stranger: do u have msn
You: ¿¿¿oʇnןd uo usɯ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ
Stranger: yepper, we’re the smartest
Stranger: and we’re always flyin
Stranger: our food is rocks
You: ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno soɥɔʎsd ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ‘ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ‘ʇǝɹɔǝs uoıʇɐɔoן ɹnoʎ ƃuıdǝǝʞ noʎ ǝɹıɯpɐ ı ‘ɐɥ ɐɥ
You: ˙pǝʞɔoɹ pooɟ ʎɯ ɥsıʍ ı ‘ǝɯosǝʍɐ
Stranger: i noe right, i’ll remember u when i take over the world, and tell ma friend so they dont catch u
You: ǝɯ ǝq ןן,ʇɐɥʇ ‘uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʞןɐʍ ʎnƃ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʞooן ʇsnɾ ‘pooƃ

uǝʌǝs ɹǝqɯnu uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ
Okay, well this was actually the most enjoyable conversation of the night but irritatingly when the conversation ended I was still typing and it skipped to the next person without giving me a chance to copy paste it in! It was basically what I’m claiming to be the first upside down “oy oy oy!” response ever made. Here is a re-enactment of that moment:

American girl: aussie aussie aussie!
Loser guy doing upside down chat to everyone: ¡ʎo ʎo ʎo
After further conversation I also discovered that she has an outback hat which looks insanely better than mine. Totally need to get myself a much cooler looking outback hat now:

The American girl with the much cooler outback hat

Overall, I was really surprised. As expected, quite a few people disconnected straight away when I asked for their asl (age, sex/gender, location for those not familiar with the chat world) in upside down text. Surprisingly, I had conversations with at least eight people in upside down text. Some didn’t even mention it. Some eventually got sick of upside down text, asked me to stop and then got bored and left. Others like the American girl above put up with it for quite a while!

¡ɥƃnoɥʇ ʇuǝɯıɹǝdxǝ unɟ ɐ ʎןǝʇıuıɟǝp sɐʍ ʇı