Stranger: hi
Me: hey
Me: sorry
Me: don’t mean to bother you
Stranger: …?
Me: but did you see a guy about this high run past?
Stranger: wth?
Me: guess not
Me: sorry
Me: he just took my valuable russian dancing hat
Me: if you see him, could you let me know?
Stranger: how would i see him?
Me: oh sorry
Me: i didn’t know
Me: well, if you hear him maybe?
Stranger: russian dancing hat?
Stranger: sure
Me: ok thanks
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