Monthly Archives: April 2010

Stranger: hi
Me: hey
Stranger: how are you?
Me: im great, how r u?
Stranger: good
Me: that’s just awesome to hear
Me: you know, all day i’ve been sitting here going “I wonder how stranger is today”
Me: it’s been driving me nuts
Me: but finally
Stranger: lol
Me: FINALLY
Me: i know.
Me: you’re good.
Me: i can rest easy
Me: thank you my friend
Stranger: ok ok
Me: can I hug you?
Stranger: i guess so
Me: *hugs*
Me: now, we’re best buds right?
Stranger: yeah
Me: can we go to theme parks and hang out at supermarkets?
Stranger: supermarkets?
Me: i can totally see us at aisle 3 just chillin
Me: you, me, a few packets of syrup
Stranger: odd choice of venue
Me: i thought you loved the supermarket…
Me: what’s happened to you?
Me: you’ve changed man/woman.
Me: we used to be best friends back a few seconds ago
Me: then you went and changed man/woman.
Stranger: i know
Me: can’t we go back to how we were?
Stranger: you just put so much pressure on me
Me: back in those days
Stranger: i couldn’t deal with it
Me: it was pressure out of love dammit OUT OF LOVE
Stranger: you couldn’t accept me as i was
Stranger: no
Me: i didn’t have the guts to say it until now but I LOVE YOU
Stranger: so you tried to change me
Me: i always have
Me: you are my reason for living
Stranger: i really don’t know
Me: i love you how you are
Me: id NEVER want to change you
Stranger: then why do you drag me to supermarkets
Stranger: you know i hate them
Me: i love everything about you, even that gross thing you do with the lawnmower
Me: EVERYTHING
Me: i even love your hate of supermarkets
Stranger: lol
Me: you are my world.
Stranger: sigh
Stranger: fine
Me: *stares into your eyes*
Stranger: i believe you
Me: is this a moment?
Me: should we?
Me: you know?
Stranger: i guess so
Me: *leans in*
Stranger: that would be appropriate
Stranger: leans
Me: *licks your cheek*
Me: oh man/woman… i’ve wanted to do that for so long…
Me: you complete me.
Me: lets lie down together in the sun forever
Me: whispering sweet nothings
Stranger: this is the strangest convo i’ve had in a long time
Me: embrace me.
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: you always were the needy one
Me: me? you’re the one who took me to see your parents one WEEK after we met!
Me: and remember that necklace you bought me?
Stranger: yes, i’ve been meaning to tell you
Stranger: i found that on the floor
Stranger: its a gaudy fake
Me: you WHAT?
Me: that’s it.
Me: we’re over.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wait
Me: i loved you.
Stranger: just wait a minute
Me: we had it all.
Me: remember that time when we hugged?
Stranger: my love for you exists
Stranger: it EXISTS DAMMIT
Me: remember when i passionately licked your face?
Stranger: you’re just so obsessed with these transient material things
Me: it all means nothing now
Stranger: first supermarkets
Me: NOTHING.
Stranger: now jewlery
Me: your words are daggers in my heart.
Stranger: i don’t care about these things, i just comply because they make you happy
Stranger: don’t you understand?
Me: my now COLD ice cream aisle heart.
Me: how could you do this to someone?
Me: don’t you care?
Me: DON’T YOU CARE???
Stranger: you’re breaking my heart!
Stranger: i have a heart too!
Me: you did this to yourself
Me: to US
Me: we’ll never be what we were
Me: NEVER
Stranger: can we just talk about this
Me: it’s too late
Stranger: i’ll give you a moment to calm down
Me: i… i can’t even look at you right now
Me: just get out.
Me: just GET OUT
Stranger: *grabs your hand*
Me: *pushes you away*
Me: GET OUT!!!!
Stranger: i’m outside now
Stranger: i’m trying to call you
Me: stay away from me
Me: you heartless monster!
Me: you never cared
Me: NEVER
Stranger: i’m sitting outside the door
Stranger: dying inside
Me: get off my lawn before I call the police
Me: and stay the @#^* away from my lawnmower!
Stranger: i can’t bring myself to get up off the floor
Me: GET OUT
Me: AND AWAY
Me: FOREVER
Stranger: hey you keep lawnmower out of this
Me: that’s it.
Me: i’m leaving.
Me: for good.
Me: next plane, i’m on it.
Stranger: fine
Me: you think you’re too good for me?
Me: too good for our supermarkets?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Me: then too bad.
Me: you’re out.
Me: your loss.
Me: i’m going straight to @^#$ing greece.
Stranger: no i realize that we never had anything in common
Stranger: this whole relationship has been a waste of time
Me: a WASTE OF TIME?
Stranger: yes
Me: that is all I am to you?
Stranger: i said it
Me: A WASTE OF @%&#ing time?
Stranger: you’re so self-obsessed
Me: *bursts out the door and drives away*