Stranger: WHY DID U CHEAT ON ME U DIRTBAG? SHE’S MY SISTER! THATS IT I WANT A DIVORCE
Me: because your hunger for human flesh just doesn’t do it for me anymore
Stranger: but im a vampire. what do u expecT?
Me: you aren’t a vampire, you’re a zombie.
Me: vampires don’t eat human flesh you tool.
Me: what are you a twilight fan?
Stranger: sorry kinda tired
Me: maybe that’s why i left you.
Stranger: HELL NO
Stranger: i hate taht crap
Me: good
Me: now get out of my omegle.
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